super metrical

beats in rhythm lined up in a bad-assery way.
more symmetrical than a linear line.

that beat was super metrical it made me kloog my pants. (see kloog)

by jetpack 5o December 15, 2011

Metric Year

Sarcastically saying that something takes way longer than it should.

Damn, it'll take a metric year to get through this drive-thru.

by A RANDO GUY March 29, 2022

Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.

Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton

by Melk Man February 12, 2019

metric cuntload

A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.

Mang, I picked a metric cuntload of apples today! Let's make some cider!

by GLaz May 4, 2020

Metric foot

One tritometre. of a metre or 33 mm. Approximately 13.123 British Imperial inches.

I need a six metric foot hole.

by Jaymax February 19, 2022

Metric Puke

A person who rides a Metric Motorcycle, Suzuki, Kawasaki, Honda or any Japanese or Asian made motorcyle.

(Fill in the blank) rides one of those Japanese made motorcycles, that's why we call him a Metric Puke.

by American Iron December 20, 2010

Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 6, 2020