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medectophobia

The irrational fear (phobia) of an underlying penis shape in the crotch region of clothing. This can be a fear of the actual outline, or the fear that a bunch of the fabric may be in fact indicative of actual real turgid manflesh. It is a perceptual fear, and while there is no causality link between cock bumps and the fear; it is most likely associated between someone's fear of intimate contact in collusion with their hypersensitivity of other's sex organs. They may fear a sexual encounter is imminent if the impression of the penis is visible.
Closeted homosexuals often exhibit medectophobia when witnessing a man in a bikini or bike shorts.
by Gacy the Rape Clown September 30, 2011
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meader

someone from southmead/hartcliffe/bedminster who wears a tracksuit and gold earings
Male - 'Ere I am a fuckin meader
Female - Fuck me so am I
by Mitch May 25, 2003
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marder

hottest fucking guys in the entire fucking world
james marder is like tsssss (touches nipples)
by bob evans June 3, 2004
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Mendel

Derived from the Hebrew word CHARTA, to Mendel is often related to a person who is wasting time with nonsense. One who talks with no apparent point, is said to be releasing a Mendel.
The Peacock releases Mendels.
by Bunker45 January 7, 2009
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mangeud`marde

(criss) de mangeud`marde!
by RICOG$ October 31, 2005
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Antonio Veveros Medeiros

A Portuguese Gangster coming straight out of Portugual during the early 1970's, he moved to America in New Bedford, Massachusetts. During his teenage years he owned a lime green firebird and raced with his partner in crime Leno Cabral. He joined his first gang in his early 20's with a signature tattoo of a skull on top of two crosses canes-the skull with a vibrant mustache and a lincoln tophat still remains on his left arm. Also getting a homemade tattoo of a number somewhere in the sixties on his left wrist but its now unknown do to it being removed in 2006. He has two younger brothers, the youngest now being tracked by the FBI. The middle towers above everybody and now lives a happy quiet life with his wife. Antonio has 5 children two of which he does not see he still frequently sees the other three. Antonio has now settled down and lives with his girlfriend in the north end of New Bedford.
Antonio Veveros Medeiros once kicked a horse in the chin, its decendants are now known as giraffes.
by leno cabral August 14, 2010
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meade

A fat blond, ugly ho with no brain, but thinks he is adored by all and had millions of mates. Usually has a chode.
You sodding meade kid.
by Donnie Darko Bunny February 9, 2004
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