Morgan

She's the most beautiful girl you will ever see. Every feature that she posseses is engraved in your mind from the second you lay eyes on her. Morgan is not limited to just physical features, her personality is equally as beautiful.

You wonder how it is that a person this extraordinary can exist, but find yourself just appreciating the fact that she exists, and even better yet, that you know her.

"from head to toe this girl was simply Morgan"

by Jake Jake Jake Jake November 8, 2007

Morgan (Male)

Morgan is the name of a guy who is really nice and gets all the girls, he has a huuuuuge penis and lots of girls get penetrated on the daily by his huge schlong. He is super sexy and super strong and he likes nocking out little midgets that are annoying as fuck. He will fill your ass with for days

Morgan (Male) has a huge chode

by MorganIsSexy December 7, 2020

Morgana

A cat that my friend really likes.

Guy1: Dude, why do you like Morgana so much?
Guy2: Because like someone once said, "You should never judge someone before you get to know them."
Guy1: That is not related to the definition...

by Lightning McQueen_Gaming June 11, 2021

robert morgan

Robert Morgan Educational Center is the epitome of shitty. All of the administration is apathetic and way too used to kids failing. C's are celebrated, B's are legendary and A's are unheard of. No one knows the principal's name and is believed by some to be no more than a myth as she is only seen twice a year. Robert Morgan is 115% Hispanic so if you happen to be white then get used to feeling left out. The school has no sports which only adds to the shittyness. If you are lucky enough to attend a rare pep rally(seriously, what are we pepping?), then prepare your eyes to see the minority of black girls come crawling out of the woodwork to twerk as hard as they can. All of the social and fun events are planned by a single woman who constantly complains about doing so. There are a few good teachers but they are retiring as the school grows older.

I was planning on doing a senior prank at Robert Morgan, but the school's already a joke.
Robert Morgan Robert Morgan Educational Center Robert Morgan High School Robert Morgan High

by The mystery guy May 25, 2016

Captain Morgan

When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.

Wow Danny sure was out of control at drinks the other night. He Captain Morgan'ed us big time!

by Booyakasha! April 15, 2011

merge-or-die lane

An onramp with a huge blind spot that merges abruptly into traffic with no warning. Often located on the left side of the road where traffic is moving fastest.

Oh great, this is a merge-or-die lane. Do I drive into the wall or into the car going 80 MPH?

by Perimeter May 6, 2009

Merge Monkey

A person who habitually uses the median turn-lane to illegally merge with traffic after a left turn, especially when they could have legally and safely turned into the proper traffic lane.

I was turning into the subdivision and a Merge Monkey almost killed me! I had to swerve to prevent a head-on collision!

by pseudoraptor February 18, 2010