Melvin with cheese

When one performs a Melvin on a female with a yeast infection.

Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.

Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

peach melvin

When an old man goes to a parlour and has his bald head buffed until shiny.

Oh hey George, I just got back from gettin' a peach melvin at Paul's Parlour.

by Roger May 7, 2005

Melvin Matolo

A virus created from abomination and pure curse, a mistake in other words. Symptoms are: constant feelings to any being that doesn't like him, Brain malfunction, constant need of attention, dehydration,copying every moves that someone does, ever lasting hunger, AIDS in the genes exist and constant beating from everyone.

Ez: Yo Rambo, you good?
Rambo: Nah, I got the Melvin Matolo

Ez: Damnnnn bro! Fuck away from me!

by ThotSlayer God March 21, 2019

Chicago Melvin

n. Sexual act involving a deep dish pizza and a pimply delivery man.

At least Lindsay has never had a Chicago Melvin ... that we know of.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

rusty melvin

Front wedgie so hard it leaves a skid mark in the underwear

He suffered from a rusty melvin

by Onestepaway06 December 28, 2016

Melvin Nigger

An african american male who speaks like a caucasian gentlemen

Obama was one hell of a Melvin Nigger

by Danger42069 March 18, 2021

Melvin's procedure

An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"

by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013