Melted snicker

The act of eating someone’s ass after they ate mass amounts of Taco Bell.

James- “Your hear Jessica let me eat that melted snicker last night”
Pablo- “ No way, you lucky bastard”

by Bettercarton September 28, 2022

Melted Cheese

An expression used when something is good in a satisfying way. Similar to 'cool beans' but more commonly used within a sentence as opposed to as being an individual phrase.

The game last night almost made me cry it was so good. The melted cheese of all games!

Have you seen that guy's shirt?
Melted cheese.

by DoppioCioccolato May 10, 2023

melted ice cream

thick cum in a bowl

I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty

by vittusloom August 21, 2023

Melled

when you fucked up your family/fucking up your family/ a person that fucks up the family

Ive only gone and melled my family man, Im right melling my family, You can call me mel.

by ksjhhnjhduigfjijgrg August 31, 2023

Melled

1) Plied with copious amounts of shots until you can't see
2) Persueded to get totally wankered
3) Cracking night out

Went out last night and got totally melled.

Can't believe I got melled again

by SantaPonsa24 May 23, 2024

Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.

Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

Molded Evidence Theory

The practice of designing an entire research study, audit, or investigation from the ground up with a specific, pre-ordained conclusion in mind. The methodology, data collection parameters, and analytical framework are all carefully engineered as a custom vessel to deliver the desired result. The evidence isn't faked or altered after the fact; the entire process is rigged from the start to produce a conclusion that appears rigorous and independent.

Molded Evidence Theory Example: A tobacco company in the 20th century didn't just deny cancer studies; it funded its own. It molded evidence by hiring sympathetic scientists, designing studies unlikely to find harm (e.g., using animal models known to be resistant), and defining "conclusive proof" at an impossibly high bar. The resulting papers created a manufactured "debate" for decades, all built on evidence molded to be exculpatory.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 6, 2026