BULLSHIT METER

When you take a step back and notice the most ridiculous BS & hypocrisy that all those who seem overly-eager to judge everyone else seem to be dishing out on the regular, so you hit the "bs-limit" known as your "BULLSHIT METER" limit. FO' LYFEE!

Also whenever you are criticized for acting/looking silly bc you actually know how to laugh and people who are miserable cannot stand to witness. (Instead of joining others in friendship and enjoying life) They tend to want to create unnecessary misery instead of happiness. Therefore, that kind of fuckedupness registers the BULLSHIT METER with a smile back. ;)

Those haters got the BULLSHIT METER dinging like a MOTHAFUCKA. Why THE F can't people just be fucking happy/nice/respectful? :/

by SoManyTimesNope. July 5, 2017

Meteric

A person who is lacking in intelligence, skill or both.

My goodness, Vern Holden truly is a Meteric.

by George Buurman February 26, 2004

weirdo-meter

An ometer of big cock.

Look, Bungalow Bill's a fag!


And he eats babies.

by Negger April 23, 2004

smart meter

A surveillance device attached to the side of your home without your consent. Smart meters ( or digital recording anmeters ) record and transmit via cell phone signal all the account holder's family activities relating to electricity use. Smart meters allow utilities to spy on your hydro use hour by hour, showing peaks and dips in energy consumption as little as 0.1 kwh. In Canada some utilities are sharing this personal info with local police departments without a warrant. ( a clear violation of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms )

Good Samaritan: Damn the cops raided my house and cut down my 5 marijuana plants.
Other Good Samaritan: Bummer how'd they know?
Good Samaritan: Lousy hydro utility gave them a year's worth of my smart meter data without a warrant.

by onewithagun October 6, 2012

Give a Fuck Meter

This term is usually used when one does not care about anything... usually very angry and upset. Maybe just an ass hole but give the people who use this word a break because they may just be having a hard time in life.

wanna know where your problem runs on my give a fuck meter... it doesn't

by I do give a fuck! June 24, 2011

flangy meter

another word for a vagina, used as code so other people such as family members don't know what you are on about. can be shortened to simply flangy or flange.

'i like your flangy meter'
'i want your flangy meter right now'
'your flangy tastes good!'

by shpannah September 8, 2006

Metered apathy

A way to selectively "check out" and ignore your work surroundings. A defense mechanism where one selectively does not get involved to maintain sanity while warding off additional work.

I had to turn up the apathy meter to survive Lumberg's meeting.

Its not that I don't care I just have metered apathy.

by Join The Club May 15, 2010