Wank Material

something or someone that could enhance a persons visual enjoyment while masturbating

that lass over there is proper wank material

by mc_beet August 6, 2006

jerry mathers

Slang for a vagina or vulva. Derived from the name of the actor portraying "Beaver" or "the Beav" in television's "Leave it to Beaver"

"I can't wait to get a hold of her jerry mathers."
"I want my monkey in your jerry mathers."
"He gingerly pressed his vein-laden manhood into her wet, willing jerry mathers."

by my8086 May 25, 2007

it doesn't matter

1) You don't care, or you don't know what to do.

2) When you really do care about something but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or make them mad or something.

Boy: "So where do you want to eat?"
Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)

by kue serabi September 16, 2017

Material Gworl

A Material gworl is a baddie who is confident and doesn't take crap from anyone

"Marrissa, you are so confident, and you look AMAZING " says Kathy. "I'm a ..." Vannesa says, "MaTeRiAl GwOrL.

by llama loise 2 jelly February 12, 2022

Matzelle

An enigma wrapped in a conundrum further entangled by a puzzle.

Girl: Yo Matzelle is so hot
Girl 2: I don't understand him

by Bobby Valentine February 16, 2005

materno-incestuant

Also non-hyphenated, maternoincestuant.

A person who engages in incestuous relations with his own mother. Sometimes referred to as a motherfucker.

The term may have use as in insult.

Tom's not very smart. If we call him a materno-incestuant, he probably wouldn't know what it means.

by dword October 1, 2008

matzenbachered

The act of messing something up and trying to hide it or lie about it so the issue gets much worse.

Cory matzenbachered this whole situation by hiding the customer's requests in his desk. Now we have to redo the entire project.

by UstinJ May 16, 2022