straw mat

A redhead that will have sex on the floor, with no carpet, no bed, no self esteem

Mike took that straw mat home and got laid on his hardwood floor. His room is nasty too.

by Mikey DeM March 13, 2009

matted

weird, strange, so odd that's it's hard to believe.

- Did you see that crazy ass dude?
- Yeah, that was matted.

by C - Weezy February 25, 2005

laundry-mat

A place where poor people go to clean their clothes, then they reuse them.

From Will & Grace: Season 5, Episode 21, Dolls and Dolls

KAREN: What is this place? It's pretty.

KAREN KNOCKS ON THE GLASS WINDOW OF A DRYER.

KAREN: Where are the fish?

JACK: No, Karen. It is a "laundry-mat." People come here to clean their clothes. Then, they reuse them.

KAREN: Why, poor people are just plain clever. I wonder why they can't figure out a way to make more money.

JACK SHRUGS.

by Michael Michael Michael April 19, 2008

Mat kilau

Mat kilau is a role given for Malaysian ancient warrior during the British Colonize. Mat kilau real name is Feyzroul and died in 1969. Recently, Mat Kilau story is been told again through a Malaysia blockbuster starred by notable actors such as Mus Shogun , Tuff Joel , Aidil Dan and Mohammed Haziq.

Person 1: Did I just see a British person in Malaysia? We gotta stop the British. *Morphed into Mat Kilau*

Person 2: u know what. I kinda like British or American or even Caucasian since they always grow beard and I have pogonophillia.

by Jambangmusa June 26, 2022

Mats Milde

a boy with little dick

you are a "Mats Milde"

by Terminator69420 December 18, 2019

Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging

by Boukster August 17, 2015

Mat McGuire

Button pushing flower smoking throttle junky with a laser precision tongue! Always a crowd favorite! Lock up your ladies! If his tongue doesn't get her, his two stroke will!

You should definitely be more like Mat McGuire!

by BriMcGuire May 30, 2022