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Matchbox 20

A popular alt-rock band with insiteful lyrics on many subjects.
<i>Yourself or Someone Like You</i>1996
<i>Mad Season</i> 2000
<i>More The You Think You Are</i> 2002
Matchbox 20 is known for hits such as "Real World", "If You're Gone", and "Unwell."
by JacoLnternSymtom November 5, 2003
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bait-match

A "wrestling" match that the WWE uses to get people to watch their shows.
The Cena/K-Fed match on New Year's Day 2007 was a bait-match! What shit!
by Jon Ace January 3, 2007
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match

pooling of resources, especially drugs in equal quantities.
yo, match on this blizzy, i wanna phattie but only got an 8th
by jesus cristo January 1, 2004
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drapes match the carpet

If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."
Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?

Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.
by Glenwood October 1, 2006
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manchair

A chair conveniently available in some stores that sell fashionable female clothing. The chair allows the male partner of the female shopper to rest his aching legs while he tries not to answer such dangerous questions as: "Does this make me look fat?" and "Which one of these (ugly and bizarre items) looks best?".
A man usually makes use of the manchair early in a relationship, until it is stable enough for him to reveal that he does not actually enjoy traipsing through shop after shop, watching his partner buy (or try on) freakish clothes that only look good on airbrushed anorexic models in magazines. At this point, he can say: "No, you go shopping. I will stay home and: (a) watch TV; (b) sleep; or (c) stick pins in my eyes."
Woman: "Do you mind if I just try on a couple of things? It won't take a second."
Man: No, that's fine. I'll just sit in the manchair and veg out for a couple of hours."
by mahatmagrande September 22, 2008
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matchbook romance

the best band ever... it totally sucks that they broke up.
look up the song monsters by matchbook romance next time you can. it is my fave song by them.
by caitlin (mt) June 23, 2008
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A Match Made In China

The opposite of "a match made in Heaven".

An imperfect, flawed or badly constructed relationship between two people.

Phrase used to describe a relationship which looks as if it will soon come to an end.
John and Stacy will never stay together, they're a match made in China.
by Grace ! March 28, 2010
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