spew mat

A slang term for a pizza, due to the look of a pizza. ie. spew.

Craig: Hey Micko, let's order some spew mats from pizza hut.

Micko: Ohhh rank, I'm over spew mats.

Craig: Yeah shit yeah,but what else are we gonna get when we're too tanked to drive.

Micko: Yeah dog, hook it up.

by craig masterton March 27, 2008

D-MAT

An abbreviation of "Dr. Manhattan" from the comic book and movie "Watchmen". A reference to the character always displaying his dick irl, the act of whipping out your cock forcing upon others to look.

Bro! I just got D-MATed by some brah in Kappa Omega Phi!

Dude last week, I just D-MATed it right in front of Lindsay, and she sucked me off.

{Upon being D-MATed AH DUDE! D-MAT!!

by JATurday March 21, 2009

Splash Mat

Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.

Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.

Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."

Me: "Two words - splash mat."

by Helping the average Joe September 15, 2011

Throat Mat

The tongue. That soft fleshy muscle that opens the throat and is an intricate part of performing fellatio.

I laid a hot load on her throat mat and she gobbled it up.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017

french place mat

french place mat

french place mat here

by Xxx Requis Blackman XXX November 30, 2020

laundry mat

The way that stupid people spell laundromat.

I broke down in the middle of the laundry mat crying.

by bellN February 24, 2014

welcome mat

A patch of hair sometimes found on the male lower back just above the buttocks; a rear end treasure trail.

The jogger bent over to stretch and when his t-shirt rode up, I could see his welcome mat.

by Will J. Pa. May 20, 2006