martin

a kid who rages when playing fortnite and screams in his mic till the boys are gone deaf, he masturbates all the time to fortnite porn and says he has crippling depression, his most recent meme is from 2012.

"hey martin wanna play fortnite?"

*jerk* *jerk* *jerk* hell yeah bunny brawler

by mmic July 28, 2020

Martin

Martins a guy who will always treat you right and is loyal from to you from the beginning. He is a man who every women wants. He has a huge dick and doesn’t brag about it. Charming in man and the sweetest to any person he meets.

“I was with martin last night”

“His dick was so big”
“You’re so lucky to be with martin”

by andrea6635 June 29, 2021

Martinizing

Adding superfluous layers of complexity to a simple problem rendering it impossible to efficiently resolve the issue.

We had a flat tire and could have been on the road five minutes ago but Carlos just keeps martinizing the problem.

by Carlos125 November 8, 2017

Martin

A short cocky ass with brown hair who acts like his penis is 3x larger than it actually is, thinks ball is life and sends nudes to anyone literally ANYONE. And is usually the leader of his group of fuckboys, Is homophobic AF thinks he can do what he wants because he has his crew to back him up.

xoxo

Did you see martins nudes?

yes omfg, tiny chode af

by thetruthlol January 22, 2015

Martin

Another word for an uncircumcised European.

“did you see that martin the other day in the locker room..”

by Yo mama452543523536 March 9, 2009

martin

martin has a small dick and has dicks up his ass every night

im gay and i love martin

by lukeovalle4 January 20, 2017

A Martin

A martin is a similar version of a boomer except he is about 10 times stupider than a boomer.
A martin is a man who thinks he knows everything and always talks big.

this guy is such a martin

by ToXicaman123 December 31, 2019