by miha tursek September 10, 2020
Get the Martinmug. Adding superfluous layers of complexity to a simple problem rendering it impossible to efficiently resolve the issue.
We had a flat tire and could have been on the road five minutes ago but Carlos just keeps martinizing the problem.
by Carlos125 November 8, 2017
Get the Martinizingmug. Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martins your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up your cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyone's heart melt.
Oh, how I love Martins. I couldn't help but fall in love with him. It breaks my heart to know I'll never have him.
by Martins E February 5, 2020
Get the Martinsmug. A short cocky ass with brown hair who acts like his penis is 3x larger than it actually is, thinks ball is life and sends nudes to anyone literally ANYONE. And is usually the leader of his group of fuckboys, Is homophobic AF thinks he can do what he wants because he has his crew to back him up.
xoxo
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by thetruthlol January 22, 2015
Get the Martinmug. by Yo mama452543523536 March 9, 2009
Get the Martinmug. by lukeovalle4 January 20, 2017
Get the martinmug. A martin is a similar version of a boomer except he is about 10 times stupider than a boomer.
A martin is a man who thinks he knows everything and always talks big.
A martin is a man who thinks he knows everything and always talks big.
by ToXicaman123 December 31, 2019
Get the A Martinmug.