MARIO

Is a commonly Italian name, but is also common in Cyprus/Greece. Normally hangs out with Arabic and very white English folk. He is usually a pretty sexy with great hair, has a great jawline and Amazing athletic abilities.
Did you see mario last night

"Yeh, pretty hot right, I'd bang him"
by Freddieptv April 14, 2017
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Mario

A fat as fuck plumber that is also a womanizing skank. He probably crushes Princess Peach during sex (or one of his hookups). He always leaves his ripped tall white ass snack of brother(Luigi at home on all of his adventures. He fukin drops his Yoshi Into fukin lava to help his own obese ass. His most used emojis are probably โ€œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘…โ€! I want to expose him for the fuckboy truly is.
Princess Peach: Iโ€™m with bowser know stop saving me!
Mario: but you got a nice ass๐Ÿ‘
Princess Peach: Iโ€™m reporting you
by StandwithTaylor July 5, 2019
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marioed

As in the computer game on nintendo. The character runs over things. So if you were to jump on/over and run over something, your would be said to be mario'ing the item.
"I marioed that car" when your would run over it from front to back!
by Rob Hill November 24, 2006
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Mario

Mario is a normally a premature male that has a verry verry VERRY small penis they are unable to do many things bc of their disabilities the main one being color blindness
Mario is gay
by 69 Ben Dover 69 March 6, 2019
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Mario

A Badass whiteboy thug with Bad Table Manners, that all hoes like to mack on.
I wish that boy was mine... My Mario
Girl... you had best watch what you wish for...
by BigDaddty January 26, 2017
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Mario

a gay kid that is such a whore that he got aids from dark honey and maybe more other guys but he doesn't know which guy it was so now he gives aids on the side of the street for money
guy 1: i know a mario
guy 2: me too!
guy 3: wait so do i
by guyji December 11, 2019
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Mario

The worst plumber in the world and a horrible person unlike luigi
Mario the butthole
by The Man of My Dreams October 11, 2017
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