Malachy

Malachy is a boy who thinks he's a bitchy blond girl from southern California with a big ass, probably soft. His penis is approximately the size of his pinky finger, and just as white. Pale, actually. He is constantly revolving between 'Soul Mates' who are really just girls he thinks are hot, but are way out of his league and weren't really interested in him. He says his goal in life is to be happy, but he's pretty much always complaining.

Maybe one day Malachy will find a real soul mate, but it's doubtful.

by sexyduckling August 8, 2020

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Malachi is a loveable typa guy. He knows how to make a girl smile and sure as hell has a big dick. He knows how to give a girl a good ass time and if your lucky, you can be his. Malachi's have a short attention span, but if your able to catch his attention, you have a chance with him. Malachi has beautiful brown eyes and his smile melts girls. All girls around him fall in love real quick. Malachi is a very humorous and adventurous guy. He "loves" experimenting. Malachi can also be very confident, so be careful with which topics y'all come across, or he'll leave you in the dust. Malachi overall tho, is a 10/10. 100 percent boyfriend material.

If I were you, I would choose Malachi as your best choice, hes perfect.

by yummy :) February 5, 2021

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A lovely guy who rides his bike all the time and most of the time he spends on his phone on Snapchat. He always jokes about not having any friends but we all know he does actually have friends. He is known to falling for a lesbian. This is extremely funny. Sorry

Wow look at Malachi on his bike again

by Ikoubnjfkbn June 1, 2020

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A faggot ass motherfucker that sleeps with bed bugs and licks to toilet clean.

IF YOU HAVE NO LIFE YOU ARE A MALACHI

by wingem November 23, 2021

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Malachi is just a different breed. He doesn't back down from challenges, he can do anything he puts his mind to. If life knocks him down, he'll get back up. If you don't want to be in the wheelchair for life, I suggest you to not be on his bad side. He's cool when you get to know him as well. He's loyal only if you're loyal to him. Ummmm shit that's all I guess🤷🏿 ♂️

You don't wanna fuck with Malachi, because Malachi will fucking kill you.

by Oh yeah, Sue me November 23, 2021

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