Whore maid

A maid who will fuck with thier boss.

Wife:Where is she?
Butler:She's upstairs with your husband.
Wife: that whore maid.

by Shhddtigx77 February 10, 2021

SUGAR Stage Maid

A "lady" with friendzone status only that serves as a go between to make "girlfriends" and "sidechicks" alike feel threatened, jealous, or envious...She holds no hearts only temporary status and position in order to "train" your girl.

"I CANT BE YOUR SUGAR STAGE MAID ANYMORE...BREAK UP W THAT GIRLFRIEND ALREADY...I CAN DO IT WAY BETTER"

"IF HE SAW ME AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS SUGAR STAGE MAID I MIGHT CATCH SOME REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM"

by SassyMlf17 October 14, 2019

First Maid

The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.

Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.

Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..

by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023

maid fade

when you're checking out of a hotel room and you take a big dump on the way out the door... leaving the smell for the maids

I checked out of the la quinta this morning, but left a righteous maid fade...

by hollyRoxxx December 3, 2021

Ketchup Maid

Individual(s) that show up to Animal Crossing: New Horizon islands covered in "ketchup" and chase other players with axes

My friend Billy had a ketchup maid on his island! He must have been terrified

by GemNYC February 22, 2021

Minute maid

A person that cums in a minute

Oh my god, Joe is such a minute maid.

by Cloudxo April 8, 2020

Maid Napoleon

A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.

A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.

1. Wow! Look at that guy, he's a maid napoleon.
2. Maid Napoleon is the perfect guy for me.

by Brigadunk July 15, 2024