by Pussylord6969 January 14, 2018
Get the Machawai mug.The act of eating alot of nuts then taking a shit. Then you scoop the piece out of the toilet then freeze it in a plastic bag. Then you proceed to take it out of the bag during intercourse and put it on the womans chest and watch it melt and see the nuts in the shit.
by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006
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by hibiscus beach June 14, 2015
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Note: Different from a Mac Fanboy/girl who buys apple products like a sheep. Macheads don't even acknowledge Intel based Macs, and pray for the day Apple moves back the the superior PPC architecture or introduces an ARM based Mac.
Note: Different from a Mac Fanboy/girl who buys apple products like a sheep. Macheads don't even acknowledge Intel based Macs, and pray for the day Apple moves back the the superior PPC architecture or introduces an ARM based Mac.
by bigApplemac September 15, 2011
Get the Machead mug.1. A pleated pants wearing bumbling idiot that is completely ignorant to religion and finance.
2. A man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.
3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.
2. A man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.
3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.
Machala: "I just lost 100,000 dollars in a year...whatever shall I do?"
Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."
Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"
Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."
Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"
by Chumley the great August 29, 2007
Get the Machala mug.The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.
Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
by Jon Griz March 1, 2008
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by macharchodman November 18, 2009
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