by Riverkun December 5, 2017
Get the Get out my hoaching facemug. by Olive Elizabeth Lou January 31, 2019
Get the Losing my facemug. by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
Get the <Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>mug. If you don’t like me say it to my face :)
by Your dick stank1234 April 6, 2020
Get the Say it to my face :)mug. When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Get the Egg on my facemug. by I'm honest I swear April 3, 2015
Get the My morning facemug. by Turkeygamer1248 April 10, 2019
Get the My facemug.