Moser

Unfunny joke

Look at Keith, he jus mosered

by Tscob May 28, 2022

Miservia

An american state

We visited miservia

by State man November 20, 2022

weed miser

Someone who, for either being short of money, or constantly worried about running out, smokes small amounts of weed from a pipe at a time.

Greg is a weed miser. Greg packs probably .05g per bowl.

by greg410 May 29, 2017

Haber Sime Muero

Expression used in the spanish twitter community that means something like hoping to die. Its a joke and is not really serious. It isnt well written on purpose, it shuld be written ´a ver si me muero`.

´Mañana es lunes haber sime muero`
´Tomorrow is monday haber sime muero`

by Lzfer October 26, 2018

maserati

An expensive Italian engineered sports car. Maserati is owned by Ferrari.

My Maserati can outbeat any Porsche, Corvette, Viper, Firebird, Camaro, or Mustang!

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Fort Misery

Slang for Fort Myers, FL. A city in Lee County. It's next door neighbors are Cape Coma and No Fo. It's referred to by many as Fort Misery because it's an unbelievably boring town that has a knack of sucking you in and you can never escape.

Person A: "I wish I could move out of this town."
Person B: "You know that's not going to happen dipshit, you live in Fort Misery. There's no escaping this armpit of the nation."
Person A: "I know, it's like a black hole that you can never escape from. Anyone I've known to move away always ended up coming back..."

by John Boy28 January 15, 2009

Meserole

An extremely crazy, loud, drunk, large, group of family that shows affection by making fun of and/or fighting with eachother.

Holy shit they are loud!

Oh, they're just meseroles.

by Aye, Bernadette. August 7, 2008