munt

a word to describe a situation where someone has indulged on a substance to such extremes that they can no longer outsmart a fish.

Derived from "munter" which typically means a fantastically ugly woman.

"I don't know what shit I was smoking last night - but I had a BIG munt!"

"Yeh bitch, break out the pipe - let's get a munt on!"

"Just call me Mr Munt... *toke*"

by boona May 23, 2006

munted

A Kiwi term for a hangover or just generally a big night getting messed up

That was the best party last night but I woke up and am totally munted

by Jinjaninja June 11, 2006

munted

when you're really fucked off a combination of drugs.

i was so munted last night, i couldn't see straight.

by mr27 September 12, 2006

Munting

Munting: when two guys approach a woman with a bunt, where both holes have been banged out and resemble one big hole, full of munt aka a collection of all bodily fluids including vomit, semen, feces, urine, period remnants, vaginal discharge, etc. The first guy places his mouth on the bunt while the other elbow drops the woman's stomach thus expelling the munt into the mouth of the first gentleman. You're welcome.

2-short for "Munt Hunting"

"For Brad's birthday I wanted to do something special, so I took him to Stank Sally's house for some good old fashioned Munting"

by Squeezy McQueef May 23, 2017

Munt

A cunt of the musty variety; a cunt that has a musty smell.

"That girl over there is hella fugly...she probably has a munt."

"Dude, dont stick ur dick in that bro...she has a nasty muntasaraus rex hiding down there."

by Pedobear69143 April 15, 2010

Munt Off

Munt off is to wank off or to wank on someone else

I can’t stop munting off to porn

I like to munt off on my girlfriend’s big tits

by Muckyfingers82 May 28, 2022

Munt

A cool way to say cunt

Oi get your hands off my pint, u filthy cunt

by adam January 5, 2005