muffin

A muffin is someone who is totally dense, kinda slow, stupid, and is the constant source of jokes.

Ryder asked Anna out, ha! She's way too good for him. Then he asked who Hitler was. WHAT A MUFFIN!

muffin by Brittany October 11, 2003

muffin

(n)- A certain teacher of Ancient Greek at a certain summer camp for talented youth in a certain Amish city in Pennsylvania.

See related: booty

God, the Greek Freaks are getting really scary with their incessant muffin stalking!

muffin by The Muffettes January 28, 2005

muffin

a slang term referring to a line of cocaine. Where speaking of eating them, correlates to snorting them.

"let's "eat" some muffins."

muffin by John Samson Samsonite November 3, 2007

muffin

the act of making out by a bakery while unknowingly getting remnants of black eyeliner on one's face. one usually returns from this event to tell others that this mysterious black smudge is surely from the BBQ cookout earlier in the evening, or perhaps, it was the stamp from Jenkinsons nightclub that so often rubs off one's hand onto one's face at some point in the night.

A: Lou, where were you?
L: Oh, just having some muffins...

muffin by Alyssa Celeste November 28, 2007

muffin

A very elite scener. Saved me from the ghetto!

muffin is cool, I wish I was like him.

muffin by Philip October 28, 2003

Muffin

Term denoting a female; usually of mixed or mediterrainean ethinicity that wears a full head of very curly, very pastry-like hair.

'Chelsey Clinton' looks like a straight 'muffin'. Or; 'I'm going to the coffee shop to pick up some java and a muffin'. Also; 'Don't wear that jacket tonite, you'll be straight 'muffed up'...'

Muffin by Eon Books March 28, 2007

muffin

allie , the girl that likes the cock way too much

Man, muffin is all up on my piece all the time.

muffin by JewBag October 31, 2003