Pungent Muff

Stagnant vagina. Very smelly from lack of washing.

When she walked past all I could smell was pungent muff.

by Harold J Pensworth August 3, 2016

Ooze Muff

The action of pleasuring ones partner to the point of ultimate leakage or ooze

Im going to Ooze Muff tonight after the club

by OozeMuff February 27, 2020

muff maiden

hot chick that puts out!

damn, that bitch is a muff maiden!

by jobob buttercup July 22, 2006

muff diver

To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.

That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.

by kinkyraggae June 18, 2005

Slamming Muff

The art of plowing through poon like a bull in a marching band

Did you hear Jimmy screwed Kelly right after he broke up with Sandra? Man that guy has really been slamming muff lately

by Bantha Fodder March 12, 2011

Muff Duster

An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.

Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.

by Stevie Y January 24, 2005

Muff Snorkeling

Similar to Muff Diving, however, this form of oral sex requires straws through the nose to aid in breathing.

"I was giving her great oral, but needed to switch over to muff snorkeling after about 30 minutes."

by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008