MTV

A sad excuse for a music channel. Full of twisted pop culture and reality shows. Targets an audience of (18-25) and teaches people to be dysfunctional and live like a shallow asshole. Shit Television.

"Yo dude, it's a good thing everyone is boycotting "Jersey Shore," on MTV."

"Yeah, MTV is full of retarded producers who will do anything to make money off of controversy to get ratings."

by OneThreeFive January 7, 2010

MTV

"music" channel that whores itself to the highest bidder and refuses to plug, much less play, any band that has a shred of talent; impossible to tell apart from its' identical twin, VH1.

If the universe were God's body, MTV and VH1 would be dueling anus pimples.

by Shawn E. July 9, 2003

MTV

The evil force that turned hard rock into a fad. Motherfuckers that convinced people Chris Brown is a gangsta rapper, Good Charlette is a punk band, and Europe is hard rock. Basically, pop culture's ball-less anti-christ.

MTV is turning everyone into souless, pussies.

by Rocky Sullivan January 16, 2007

MTV

To sell out or to join stupid trends.

He used to have street cred until he went all MTV.

I need to go to Hollister and get some MTV gear.

by Andizzle4Life September 14, 2005

MTV

The channel that destroyed metal and made it into cheap rap. The only thing that is played now is talentless hip hop and/or pop.

The heavyest thing on MTV now is Slipknot. I think I'm going to change the channel.

by Smash the corporation November 12, 2004

MTV

Once upon a time the channel played music videos, now its all newlyweds, pimp my ride, jackass and room raiders. Dont get me wrong trls okay but the same procedure every evening is boring. mtv decided to get sister channels to play music on instead leaving mtv useless really.

"If i see that episode of cribs one more time..."

by Stephanie Dawn August 27, 2005

MTV

Mentally Traumatized Victims...thats what it stands for...

dictators who are low-lifes and only pay attention to celebrities who are mess-ups and don't recognize good work

"Omg! MTV inspired me to be a slut and go around kissing

by life's toy August 5, 2007