Moses Stewart

Kid knows 99% of the bibble however he will find any chance to kiss the coaches ass or absolute cock slobber each and every teacher in order to bump up his shit grade. This ugly dumbass has collected all 6 virginity stones and still manages fuck himself over every day. Shattered spine Stewart (or split spine Stewart) has 1 friend and that’s his dog with severe diabetes. Big yikes in the chat for this one

Person 1: hey what’s up
Person 2: not having sex
Person 1: Moses Stewart??

by Everyone-Moses-knows June 21, 2019

Moses Beacon

Moses Beacon is the most caring person u will ever meet if you’ll pardon the pun helping many passengers through the airport and whenever there is a problem he is quickly on the case using his effective running techniques if you’ll pardon the pun and known for speaking many languages like Chinese which he is fluent inif you’ll pardon the pun. His caring nature is shown by the lord of people he helps such as 92 hetty wolf helping her go through the airport for her first ever flight and his caring nature is also shown when hetty goes to her plane and Moses threatens to kick her in the face if you’ll pardon the pun. He also runs a charity called wishwings if you’ll pardon the pun which has helped a record 3 people achieve the flight of their lives. He is also known for helping his famous passengers with their secrecy going through the airport such as Anna freel when he shouts make way for miss Anna freel plz she’s lost her wig if you’ll pardon the pun. His keeps his scared passengers happy with his safe facts about flight safety when he says that 122 planes went down last year for his scared passengers. He helps his charity so much he was rushed to hospital for blowing to hard on a ballon and thinks he does “too much” if you’ll pardon the pun

Person 1:That guy is faster than usain bolt because of his running technique

Person 2: yea it’s Moses Beacon

by AandBarefitaf November 9, 2019

moses lara

A guy that is so gay he will rape anything, even a dog.

He is a Moses lara

by Moses mom January 17, 2018

Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE

I was moses raped at the mall last night!

by faieia October 31, 2008

Moses Move

a polarzing/definitive decision or move ; that "parts the Seas" and divides people into friends vs enemies, interested vs not-interested (romantically) or generally splits a situation into decision tree, generally with two likely outcomes- yes or no, a or b, with little middle ground to negotiate.

If we discontine the ad campaign of X and give Y full run of the site and it doesnt work out for Y, we may never be able to get X back so we should be cautious, it's a Moses Move for sure.

by MikeyG81 June 4, 2009

Moses Bag

Object -

A Moses bag is a plastic bag which you hang over your gear stick for rubbish.

where do i put this rubbish?
oh u have a moses bag!

my car wouldnt b this messy if i had a moses bag! :(

where would i b without my moses bag!

by MsJ3ep June 25, 2010

Moses' murungi

The top don, dealer.
A true legend, this person is constantly hammered and completely stoned and can be usually be found on staircases at 3 a.m.
If you catch him at the right time and place he'll be more than happy to score you a free draw but otherwise, extremely hard to get hold of afterwards..

got any of Moses' murungi bro?

by knowitalllinlc February 13, 2012