mortiphylactic

This is a crisis of extreme embarassment. from mortify - to make to feel embarasssed or humiliated an anaphylactic - pertaining to an extreme allergic reaction

"I had one of my mortiphylactics when I had to speak in front of the class."
"Jeez, what you did to me in front of my friends made me go mortiphylactic."

by Leon Le Leu January 6, 2005

mortified runner

A super crazy hyperactive dog that runs fast

Dukas runs like a mortified runner

by Omychiz October 21, 2017

mortilated

The point where you have drank so much alcohol you can no longer function properly

‘Aye bro look at Toby over there he can barely stand’
‘Yeah man he’s mortilated’

by BruningsSnag December 27, 2018

mortis

A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.

Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Jim: What?
Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!
Jim: Ok

by Daddy Warlord February 24, 2005

Mortimer

noun.-A Male Having unusually large testicles. Usually with a small or just average penis size that is not in proportion with that of the size of his testicles.
Ant.- un-Mortimer

also shortened to be "mort"

Brandon got pantsed, his ball's are unbelievable, what a mortimer.

by Ransom Hob July 25, 2008

mortiis

Some faggot who wears fake ears and a fake nose...fukking gothic troll

Mortiis looks like if someone animated a pile ov shit.

by Dante January 12, 2004

Mortis

The uberleet designer of game levels for Unreal and Wolfenstein. Using his Netherworld connections, Mortis creates fun that is out of this world. Known to frequent broadbandreports.com and bsdterritory.com.

"I hear this awesome new game level was designed by Mortis the Wise."

by Mortis June 30, 2004