Monotext

When you receive a text message, email or instant message that seemingly seems monotone or without emotion or sympathy when it is read.

*Cell Vibrates...1 New Message*

"Oh im soo sorry for your loss*

*Replies*

"Thanks for the Monotext..."

by DaLtOn2021 November 6, 2009

Momotree

(GST) Gay Sexy Tree; A compliment and an insult.

My friends are a bunch of momotrees..

by Momotree April 3, 2011

Mobitard

Noun:

One who is restricted in the richness of their online experience due to being contstrained to (or insisting on ) using a mobile device with its accompanying lack of plugins and small screen size.

Also one who misses out on real life experience due to attention being focussed on their device all the time.

That site is all flash based, I can't see a thing on this phone, what a mobitard!

hey did you see that just then, it was amazing!
nope, I was texting my mates.
You mobitard!

by Zedsquared May 5, 2011

Mojoto

A japanese "free-word". Meaning it can be used with any definition and fits into any part of speech.

(noun) 1. Wow, look at that fine mojoto.
(verb) 2. Dude, are we going to mojoto tonight?
(adjective) 3. You're looking quite mojoto tonight.

by Chubba Wubba October 23, 2011

mobsturbate

a mob of people all masturbating at once

hey did you go to the mobsturbate carnival last night?

by boyguro February 19, 2017

Mobster Milkshake

A tropical poor man's take on a White Russian. Citrus vodka, Kahlua, Irish creme, and milk, substitute almond or soy milk for the health conscious.

"Dude, got hammered off of Mobster Milkshakes and stole a car last night!"

by CL Media March 25, 2017

Monotation

The act of thinking about one thing.

v. To Monotate
Synonymous with Unitate.

The antidote for Continuous Partial Attention Syndrome is monotation rather then rumination., cogitation, or verbigeration.

by Dr Neurohacker November 4, 2017