Oven Mitt

1. A large mitten used to protect one's hand when reaching into a hot oven. Conveniently, can be worn on either the left or right hand.

2. A dull former governor from Massachusetts with very little conviction. Conveniently, at some point in his career he will embrace both sides of an issue ... the left and the right.

1. Mary used an oven mitt to remove the cookies from the oven.

2. Oven Mitt Romney changes his views as often as a baby needs to change diapers ... and they are both full of shit.

by Rolostats October 28, 2011

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Catcher's Mitt

A technique one uses when making a poop in a public restroom. This involves wrapping toilet paper around the seat in such a manner as to delicately catch the poop before it can splash you and get dirty public toilet water on you. A deft touch is needed so as to allow the caught poop to slowly submerge in the water and not be suspended in midair.

That bathroom was so nasty, I had to put a catcher's mitt on the toilet before I could even think about pooping.

by the george October 13, 2006

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catchers mitt

1.) Whatever device one uses in order to prevent an ejaculation from reaching nearby surfaces.

"Uh oh, where's my catchers mitt?!"

"Don't worry, I brought mine"

by Trashbiscuit July 14, 2006

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Mawing Mitt

Eating a girl out, or eating box.
Oral sex on a female.

Hopefully later tonight I'll be mawing mitt

by Montre April 5, 2009

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Moven Mitt

oven mitts used especialy to bake huge chocolate chip coolies

(THE MOVEN MITT SONG)
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MOVEN MITT!!!
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MOVEN MITT!!!
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MOVEN MITT!!!
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MOVEN MITT!!!

by liken March 4, 2005

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