MILF 

Acronym standing for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Unwise to use in most circumstances.

If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.

Dude, Brian's mom is a total MILF.

MILF by Alphonze May 31, 2011

MILF 

Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.

"Dude... J-Dogg's moms got an ass you want to eat lunch from! Total MILF!"

MILF by The Evil Steve August 24, 2005

milf 

Mom I Love Forever! Non sexual definition.

My Mom, You're a wonderful MILF, Happy Mother's Day

milf by Jonathan Rowe December 27, 2008

milf 

Your mom.

Buuuuurn. #milfjokes

milf by duderino555 October 26, 2014

MILF 

Mother I'd like to Fuck
Mother I'd like to Facebook...lol

Boy 1
Damn... Check out that hot woman that just moved in next door.
Boy 2
She's got all those kids with her.
Boy 1
Yea... She's a MILF

MILF by Collegeboy126 August 25, 2016

Milf 

Wrong website

Look up milf on pornhub

Milf by Lilymitchell March 3, 2020

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Used In pornhub to bait dumasses for their video, Usually taged as : milf teacher readhead big tits mother... ; To get as much views as possible

Friend 1 : John's mom is such a milf;
Friend 2: if you want you can search it in ph.

milf by UrbanTeacherWritter May 28, 2020