microwave grandpa

A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave

He married into grandpahood. Just like a microwavable dinner hes a microwave grandpa

by Lola1109 August 21, 2017

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microwaved chad

Chad but microwaved

You look like a microwaved chad

by Almondsssss August 01, 2021

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Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.

1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?

by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 24, 2023

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red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot

Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!

by GMaeE December 27, 2021

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