Messi lingard

When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.

If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard

Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020

Messy Bicycle

When a mans penis gets stuck in a moving bicycle and accidentally triggers an ejaculation.

oh I got myself stuck in a bit of a messy bicycle this morning

by Dank Spanker January 18, 2018

messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.

Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.

by SadRadLad June 6, 2018

Messy fun

Dominic’s cum

It’s nothing like having messy fun shoved down your throat right before breakfast

by Titty hickey August 10, 2022

where is Messi

Where exactly is Messi??

Person 1: Yo did you see that game. Argentina lost!
Person 2: Where is Messi?

by The milk you forgot about November 24, 2022

messy semolina

Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.

I was banging your Mom and I made messy semolina after.

by BrownPanther February 9, 2022

messy pete

Often used as a sign of dominance. When your bitch is about to climax you give her a Wet Willy.

Last night I gave your girl a messy pete.

by Messy Pete April 12, 2022