Melbourne

To Melbourne is to change your opinions fast and without warning. Like the Melbourne weather.

"Man he is such a Melbourne"

by Bman111 November 30, 2016

Melbourne

melbourne is a super huge weird city in australia that always says its better than sydney but who cares. everyone says melbourne is really good but we're really just a dumb place with a lot of gangs and eshays and crimes and stuff. mainly in fitzroy and northcote there are literally so many eshays and lads stealing cars and bashing people and stuff like that. the beaches are better in sydney. there are a lot of old men that stare at you creepily if you go to fitzroy north. we have some cool stuff though like the MGC and federation square and good food. there are heaps of wannabe mafia gangs mainly made up of eshays. also dont miss out on the royal melbourne show or else you will be dissapointed.

"look at that kid, he looks like an eshay from Melbourne,"

by the jet black wings July 25, 2019

Melbourne Eyebrow

The sexual act of one man ejaculating onto the forehead of another and allowing it to dribble into the eye.

Lucky he took out that eyebrow piercing; the Melbourne eyebrow he just got would have gummed it right up.

by Zog 69 April 1, 2016

melbourne

town that is little and pretty

man Melbourne is such a beautiful little town

by han bells September 30, 2022

boxing day - melbourne

a day when all white melbournians go to the zoo and don’t let anyone see the animals

boxing day - melbourne is when whites don’t let people see animals

by Ughnoonehastgisname December 20, 2019