straw mat

A redhead that will have sex on the floor, with no carpet, no bed, no self esteem

Mike took that straw mat home and got laid on his hardwood floor. His room is nasty too.

by Mikey DeM March 13, 2009

matted

weird, strange, so odd that's it's hard to believe.

- Did you see that crazy ass dude?
- Yeah, that was matted.

by C - Weezy May 13, 2005

laundry-mat

A place where poor people go to clean their clothes, then they reuse them.

From Will & Grace: Season 5, Episode 21, Dolls and Dolls

KAREN: What is this place? It's pretty.

KAREN KNOCKS ON THE GLASS WINDOW OF A DRYER.

KAREN: Where are the fish?

JACK: No, Karen. It is a "laundry-mat." People come here to clean their clothes. Then, they reuse them.

KAREN: Why, poor people are just plain clever. I wonder why they can't figure out a way to make more money.

JACK SHRUGS.

by Michael Michael Michael April 19, 2008

Mat McGuire

Button pushing flower smoking throttle junky with a laser precision tongue! Always a crowd favorite! Lock up your ladies! If his tongue doesn't get her, his two stroke will!

You should definitely be more like Mat McGuire!

by BriMcGuire May 30, 2022

Pat a Mat

Popular Czech cartoon of two guys(Pat and Mat) that try to overcome problems with slavic engineering.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Pat a Mat the movie?
Guy 2: Yeah it was really good!

by im never gonna use this July 13, 2022

Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging

by Boukster September 25, 2015

Fuck-mat

When a girl carrying around a yoga mat isn’t actually coming from a yoga class, but she in fact is carrying around the mat she would like to fuck you on.

Cindy is horny and walking around the city with her fuck-mat, but people think she just came from yoga class.

by Brian Carlson 2 June 14, 2018