souper mahrio

super mario but he is soup

guy 1: i like how "super mario" sounds exactly like "souper mahrio"
guy 2: fuckoff mate! you want me to start saying supper maroo!?
guy 1: ok ok jeez!!!!!!!!!!

by Ghrof December 26, 2020

Real Madrid

Real Madrid are a club based in Madrid, Spain. They are competing in the top flight of Spain (LaLiga). Arguably one of the best clubs in history, they boast a record 14 UEFA Champions League Trophies, 7 more than the 2nd placers. They also have 35 LaLiga titles. Real Madrid are known for having one of the best trios in modern football, Bale, Benzema and Cristiano (BBC). The club’s president, Florentino Perez has a policy on only signing the worlds finest players (dubbed Galácticos policy). That has since been relaxed, signing players like Vinicius Junior and Jude Bellingham. Real Madrid are known for their rivalries. One of them is “El Clásico”, where Real Madrid face FC Barcelona. Another one is “El Derbi Madrileño”, where city rivals Real Madrid face Atlético de Madrid. They are also known for their “Remontadas” (or, comebacks in Spanish). One famous remontada is when Real Madrid were done 5-3 to Manchester City, and in less than 3 minutes, Rodrygo saved their asses by netting 2 goals and dragged Madrid back into extra time, where Benzema proceeded to score a penalty to win Madrid the game.

Hey, I saw Real Madrid win the 2022 UEFA Champions League final, Courtois was a beast and didn’t let anything past him! Real Madrid have built a super team.

by foot_ballfan August 5, 2023

atletico madrid

Atletico Madrid is a Spanish professional football club based in Madrid, that plays in La Liga. The club play their home games at the Wanda Metropolitano, which has a capacity of 68,000.

Enrique Allende, first President of the club after its establishment in 1903
The club was founded on 26 April 1903 as Athletic Club de Madrid by three Basque students living in Madrid. These founders saw the new club as a youth branch of their childhood team, Athletic Bilbao. In 1904, they were joined by dissident members of Real Madrid. They began playing in blue and white, similarly to Athletic Bilbao, but by 1911, Athletic were playing in their current colours of red and white stripes. Many believe the change was influenced because red and white striped tops were the cheapest stripes to make, because the same combination was used to make bed mattresses

Atletico Madrid is the most passionate club in spain! I love how they play!

by DSimeone November 5, 2017

Mairin

A wonderful person, who, despite a small lack of self esteem, will one day become rich and famous.

P.S.

SHE IS NOT IRISH!!!

Mairin: Now I am rich and famous...

Me: Don't say I didn't tell you so...

:)

by RandomPeep#1873 May 21, 2012

Real Madrid

The greatest team to ever grace the world with its presence. It is complete with world class players such as Karim Benzema, Angél Di María, Mesut Özil, and the greatest of all, Cristiano Ronaldo. This imperial squad is coached by none other than The Special One, Jose Mourinho, the greatest coach ever. They do not engage in diving, cheating, paying refs, riding UEFA’s dick, or gayness such as some teams (cough…cough barça). No one will ever be better than Real Madrid, because they own Pep Guardiola, and Messi is, and forever will be, Ronaldo’s bitch.

FUCK BARCA! GO REAL MADRID!
HALA MADRID HASTA LA MUERTA, PARA SIEMPRE.

by madridistasiempre November 27, 2011

shizz magrizz

somethin you say in place of a curse when somethin happens.

"oh shizz magrizz look at that freakin vase that just fell."

by r bailey May 11, 2006

madori

A vary nice and kind woman.she is very independent and stands up for themselves.

Boy 1:yo i need madori in my life so bad!
Boy 2:i feel you because madori will save your life if she loves you that much.but if she don’t and goes the independent way when you get on her bad side by bro

by Mr.steal yo girl December 10, 2017