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maiden toastage

The first toast with a new toaster.
We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.
by poopdag February 17, 2012
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The Maiden Effect

"when a person perceives someone to be more innocent and mature than they really are, only for the deceiving person to violently lash out and attack the first person with vitriol that likely includes illegal acts of malevolence"
Luke came across what he thought was the girl of his dreams, she turned out to be a two faced psycho. When he tried to question her, he became a victim of the Maiden Effect.
by the_autism August 17, 2017
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Muscle maiden

A woman who works out and has gains to show it. They’re strong in many ways than one, and aren’t afraid to leave their mark in the weight room or to shy away from challenges. Often regarded as very intimidating by others, however can be quite the opposite when approached (if you’re not too afraid to approach that is).
You see her over there? She’s deadlifting 350lbs, 350! She’s a Muscle Maiden without a doubt.
by |Artemis| June 5, 2022
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merciful maidens

An exclamation, used to express outrage or disbelief about a particular situation.
Marcell: The goddamn cat is eating the lasagna again!
Edward Leo: Oh Merciful Maidens!
by Roy McCallister January 12, 2007
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maiden voyage

While known as the boat owners first quest at sea- the true meaning is the complete removal of a ladies boating virginity as she gets plowed by the boat captain during her first day at sea.
by Dktbrokers June 11, 2020
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maidens water

the menstral juice from a vagina.
or, a band from woodstock ontario.
I had sex with my girlfreind while she was bleeding and now I have maidens water all over my cock and balls.
Andrew from the band Maidens water, also loves to drink the stuff.
by Rhoxcztar May 5, 2007
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Silverback Maiden

A woman who has a man do her from behind, and then cum on her back
I made that Jenny girl my Silverback Maiden, I splooged all on her back
by Anait April 26, 2006
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