Iron Maiden

A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.
We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.
by SluggishDevil June 3, 2020
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Muscle maiden

A woman who works out and has gains to show it. They’re strong in many ways than one, and aren’t afraid to leave their mark in the weight room or to shy away from challenges. Often regarded as very intimidating by others, however can be quite the opposite when approached (if you’re not too afraid to approach that is).
You see her over there? She’s deadlifting 350lbs, 350! She’s a Muscle Maiden without a doubt.
by |Artemis| June 5, 2022
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MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)
Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
by TedEye November 11, 2017
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merciful maidens

An exclamation, used to express outrage or disbelief about a particular situation.
Marcell: The goddamn cat is eating the lasagna again!
Edward Leo: Oh Merciful Maidens!
by Roy McCallister January 12, 2007
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maiden voyage

While known as the boat owners first quest at sea- the true meaning is the complete removal of a ladies boating virginity as she gets plowed by the boat captain during her first day at sea.
by Dktbrokers June 11, 2020
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maidens water

the menstral juice from a vagina.
or, a band from woodstock ontario.
I had sex with my girlfreind while she was bleeding and now I have maidens water all over my cock and balls.
Andrew from the band Maidens water, also loves to drink the stuff.
by Rhoxcztar May 5, 2007
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Silverback Maiden

A woman who has a man do her from behind, and then cum on her back
I made that Jenny girl my Silverback Maiden, I splooged all on her back
by Anait April 26, 2006
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