Verb- To creep and prey on high- school aged kids while being of the ages of 25 and older. Typically found in FLOKS, anyone who Maddenizes works a small job, has a few bestfriends, all of whom are at least ten years younger than him, and attends all of his former high- school's sporting events, ranging from armory- league basketball games to sectional championships. They are the "best fan," and probably shouildn't be allowed within 100 yards of a school, or a chuckie cheese.
by FLOKhater2012 March 30, 2011
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by G-Rad January 16, 2008
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Massive hoe with some big ass titties but she’s a total bitch and the only time she’s quiet is when there’s a cock in her mouth
“Damn that girls a real dirty maddi”
“My girlfriend has big titties but she’s a total bitch! Guess you could call her a dirty maddi”
“My girlfriend has big titties but she’s a total bitch! Guess you could call her a dirty maddi”
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by qwerty July 5, 2003
Get the madd mug.A frustrating glitch in EA Sports football games (Madden and NCAA) in which the football and/or players act in a way that is not physically possible.
This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.
This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.
My guy was wide open until someone from 20 feet away was able to somehow intercept it. Damn Madden physics!
by maxer64 December 14, 2008
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A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.
A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.
Facebook Status: "I'm so depressed, why does everyone hate me?"
Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"
Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"
Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"
Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"
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