Dick Lunch

Performing the act of falatio as a substitute for the mid-day meal of lunch.

A: Would you like half of this sandwich?

B: No thanks pal, I had myself a dick lunch about an hour ago.

or: 'I could murder a KFC right now, but I'm trying to shed a few pounds - might go for a dick lunch instead.

by gobroncos October 31, 2011

Nixon lunch

The sad, sparse meal you eat right before you resign from a job you royally screwed up at.

John ate a peanut butter sandwich for his Nixon lunch before he put in his resignation for his job as a security guard at the mall.

by AmyLane May 26, 2018

lunch brain

What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.

I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.

by Sue Bell January 13, 2009

School Lunch

Spending 25 minutes of your life each day eating undercooked food and trading things in your lunch

Yo this school lunch is undercooked

by Potato ops 3 December 28, 2017

Lunch Nazi

Someone (commonly in the group of people you usually go to lunch with) who dictates the time at which lunch is taken.

Steve is such a Lunch Nazi! He won't let us go to lunch until 11:30... What an ass!

by DR. CAUSE June 24, 2009

Lunch Inspector

A term for the male reproductive organ (penis)

Open your legs sweet cheeks, you've got a meeting with the Lunch Inspector

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009

Lunch Finger

When you go to lunch and purposely or accidentally don't invite someone.

Alternative definition: You're the last person to get your food at the table, well after everyone has gotten their food. restaurant

Or Dinner Finger

Don't invite Mike, we gave him the lunch finger. Or oh, no we gave Mike the lunch finger...oops. Or sorry, we didn't mean to give you the lunch finger.

Or Andrei always gets the lunch finger here, I think the Waitress hates him....

by BigDaddyWess November 17, 2011