Dick Lunch

Performing the act of falatio as a substitute for the mid-day meal of lunch.

A: Would you like half of this sandwich?

B: No thanks pal, I had myself a dick lunch about an hour ago.

or: 'I could murder a KFC right now, but I'm trying to shed a few pounds - might go for a dick lunch instead.

by gobroncos May 31, 2011

lunch brain

What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.

I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.

by Sue Bell September 25, 2008

Force Lunch

When you do someone a favor and they insist on thanking you by taking you to lunch and completely disrupting your day.

"Thank you so much for lending me your pen."

"It was nothing, really."

"Let me take you to lunch to thank you properly."

"Seriously, it's not necessary."

"When is it convenient for you?"

"Never."

"Oh, come on. I'm sure you can make time."

"No means no! You're trying to force lunch me!"

by Little Walnut November 15, 2013

Lunch Nazi

Someone (commonly in the group of people you usually go to lunch with) who dictates the time at which lunch is taken.

Steve is such a Lunch Nazi! He won't let us go to lunch until 11:30... What an ass!

by DR. CAUSE June 24, 2009

Baby Lunch

When you have your penis sucked so hard, that the sperm is sucked out before you orgasm.

"Dude, she baby lunched my penis, it was like getting blown by a shop vac"

by BABYLUNCH ALLSTAR May 15, 2010

Lunch Finger

When you go to lunch and purposely or accidentally don't invite someone.

Alternative definition: You're the last person to get your food at the table, well after everyone has gotten their food. restaurant

Or Dinner Finger

Don't invite Mike, we gave him the lunch finger. Or oh, no we gave Mike the lunch finger...oops. Or sorry, we didn't mean to give you the lunch finger.

Or Andrei always gets the lunch finger here, I think the Waitress hates him....

by BigDaddyWess November 17, 2011

Lunch Inspector

A term for the male reproductive organ (penis)

Open your legs sweet cheeks, you've got a meeting with the Lunch Inspector

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009