urinal lottery

When you're at a bar with your buddies and every time you take a piss you throw some change in the urinal and keep track of how much is in there until it disappears because someone dug it out.

Damn bro we we played urinal lottery last night and got $1.17 in the urinal before some sorry fucker dug it out of there.

by Annoi boi March 21, 2020

Fresher's Lottery

The lottery that every first-year university student is entered into when they are randomly assigned flatmates for their first year of accomodation.

Dude, I totally won the Fresher's Lottery! Check out my smoking hot new flatmate!

by happynoj February 1, 2010

won the lottery

Winning only $1.50, when you could have won $1,000,000.

Person 1: Hey, look, I won the lottery!
Person 2: Congratulations, how much did you win?
Person 1: $1.50!
Person 2: ...

by LouBlu08 April 11, 2021

Lottery

Gives poor people hope.

The lottery is the only form of entertainment which pays you back.

by Loto32 January 27, 2013

litten

Anything below a lamp.

The park bench was litten because it was below a lamp.

Wow, thats litten.

by oswald_p_gravy May 15, 2005

lotengo

dutch person which call himself right-wing but he is a closeted beta cucks playing Pokemon GO

Lotengo needs to shut up about Pokemon GO or I'll beat him

by mortuz October 29, 2017

Somebody's gotta win the lottery.

The act of WINNING at life.

How the hell did he get a girl so hot? Well, somebody's gotta win the lottery.

by Ajkert May 8, 2014