Risky game of chance, typically played by the lower classes or students, where a much-needed visit to the toilet is followed by the depressing realisation that there is a very limited amount of toilet paper at the user´s disposal.
Guy 1: "Last night, Mandy invited me round for a free manicure as part of her beautician´s course."
Guy 2: "Wow, she is so hot. How did it go?"
Guy 1: "Pretty well until it became abundantly clear that I play the Fingernail Lottery every week."
"Such was my urgent need, I locked the toilet door in great haste, lowered my britches and dropped some friends off at the pool. Only then did I note the dire lack of toilet tissue. My heart sank in the sad knowledge that I would have to play the Fingernail Lottery."
Hard Times, Charles Dickens
Guy 2: "Wow, she is so hot. How did it go?"
Guy 1: "Pretty well until it became abundantly clear that I play the Fingernail Lottery every week."
"Such was my urgent need, I locked the toilet door in great haste, lowered my britches and dropped some friends off at the pool. Only then did I note the dire lack of toilet tissue. My heart sank in the sad knowledge that I would have to play the Fingernail Lottery."
Hard Times, Charles Dickens
by Francois Fromage June 10, 2010
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Person 2: You are just being too picky... why don't you try Tinder Lottery?
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by Richmannnnnn February 1, 2018
Get the Tinder Lottery mug.Whole Lotta Red (WLR Day) is a day representing Playboi Carti’s famous album: Whole Lotta Red. This album, released on December 25th of 2020, was by far his highest ranked album and is still loved by millions across the world to this day. The 25th of December is also the day of Christmas, so with Christmas and Whole Lotta Red dropping on the same day, fans described Whole Lotta Red as, “the greatest Christmas gift in rap history,” which is how WLR Day was created. It is, by far, one of the most celebrated rap holidays of all-time.
Person 1: “Yo, guess what tomorrow is?”
Person 2: “Christmas?”
Person 1: “No, dumbfuck, it’s Whole Lotta Red Day. Y’know, Whole Lotta Red’s birthday?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, WLR’s birthday. Wasn’t that Carti’s album?”
Person 1: “Yes, it was.”
Person 2: “Thought so. I swear, that’s like one of the greatest albums of all time.”
Person 2: “Christmas?”
Person 1: “No, dumbfuck, it’s Whole Lotta Red Day. Y’know, Whole Lotta Red’s birthday?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, WLR’s birthday. Wasn’t that Carti’s album?”
Person 1: “Yes, it was.”
Person 2: “Thought so. I swear, that’s like one of the greatest albums of all time.”
by jayFFR December 24, 2022
Get the Whole Lotta Red Day mug.The act of sitting at a restaurant or bar table (particlularly a Hooters type establishment) and seeing if your waitress is the best one there or not. Winning the waitress lottery often involves getting the prettiest waitress, but it can also mean getting the friendliest one or simply the one who is most efficient.
Example 1:
Guyl 1: Dang it! All these hot chicks in here and we got the waitress who's built like a linebacker. That stinks.
Guy 2: Yeah, we definitely lost the Waitress Lottery, but at least we've got cold beer and eye candy all around us to enjoy.
Example 2:
When she came over I thought we'd won the waitress lottery, cause she's a hottie. We've been waiting forever for our beer, so I guess we didn't.
Guyl 1: Dang it! All these hot chicks in here and we got the waitress who's built like a linebacker. That stinks.
Guy 2: Yeah, we definitely lost the Waitress Lottery, but at least we've got cold beer and eye candy all around us to enjoy.
Example 2:
When she came over I thought we'd won the waitress lottery, cause she's a hottie. We've been waiting forever for our beer, so I guess we didn't.
by TPD in Big D October 23, 2009
Get the Waitress Lottery mug.German nickname for Charlotte. Often can be seen doing matrix manuvers. Beware of Lottes. she can make a great friend but if you are a guy you will fall in love with her and she will break your heart.
by Lolipop bo Rae January 8, 2009
Get the Lotte mug.An idea stolen by the government from the people who ran them illegally. Many states send a percentage of lottery revenue to the public school system.
People are going to play the lottery whether is it legal on not, so why not let the government control it?
In Texas, 30% of revenue is reserved for public schools while only 7% goes to the lottery commission.
In Texas, 30% of revenue is reserved for public schools while only 7% goes to the lottery commission.
by guided fox April 3, 2005
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