turd literate

Slang for someone who knows their shit.

He is definitely a most turd literate guy!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

literal infant

a baby with no mental capacity and an IQ of under 10, see also skibidi toilet fan

Person 1: how old is your son?
Person 2: he's 3 weeks old, he's a literal infant.

by the tender defender August 8, 2023

a literal mug

put this on ur mug and buy it on amazon

a literal mug

by gfdderegfrggg June 15, 2021

literal rat

A literal rat is someone quite rare to come across. They seem friendly, but have the largest superiority complex. All in all, there face has a composition that causes their eyes to be too close; nose to hold of the face; one eyebrow; and the head shape of a jellybean. They are to be avoided, unless you want your family, yourself and those you know to be attacked by one. A literal rat will believe they are "cool", you are to play along with this fantasy so you don't destroy there's. Doing so will lead to immense trouble, as a literal rat usually has a mass following.

"I hate Omar"
"I know right, he's a literal rat"

by Rhatti May 17, 2023

Literally anything

This can be turned into porn with the right mindset

I like porn with literally anything in it

by Blinkeraaah May 19, 2023

Literate n00b

One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.

Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*

{After being rejected}

Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!

by I'm Lily August 20, 2005

High-liter

The lighter you use, solely to ignite a Marijuana substance with.

"Yo man pass me the high-liter i'm about to hit this J!"

"Shit I lost my high-liter again, I must of smoked too much butt stank."

by Chief G November 6, 2008