The lift test

The act of attempting to lift a member of the opposite sex to check for sexual compatibility ie "If you can't lift it, you can't shift it".

Put my back out last night attempting the lift test

by El burno July 31, 2009

Fork lift dick truck

When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.

Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!

by Bilko123 February 12, 2014

the dick lift game

The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.

The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!

by ZCMC March 4, 2009

Ass Lift

N) 1 a: Similar in theory to the ass hem. The ass lift refers to a more dramatic change directed at the entire ass, the ass as a whole entity. An ass lift changes the overall aesthetic presentation of the ass in an effort to improve its visual reception by members of the opposing gender. Unlike the ass hem, the ass lift is not generally associated with any single gender. Examples of the ass lift can be found in males as well as females.

1. (a) Forget about getting an ass hem, what you really want is a whole ass lifted, anything worth doing is worth doing all the way, right…?

2. (a) I need to get a three day leave of absence next week so I can get an ass lift.

by Tlahtoani Anubis March 16, 2007

butt lift

The amazing moment when one, who is usually engaging in foreplay with a woman while on top of her, tries to tug off her pants and she lifts her gluteus maximus to make said action easier. It is the closest thing to her sayin she wants sex. However, don't mistake this action as fully giving consent.

"I was making out with the girl I had been going out with for a little while, and when I reached for her pants, she gave me the butt lift. It was my happiest moment with her up till then."

by macboy1888 July 9, 2005

Shotgun Face Lift

To blow someone's head off with 12 gauge buckshot.

Usually said to one of two people:

A. Someone who is extremely unpleasant to be around. A.K.A. a douche bag.

or.

B. A person that is soo hideous that the only way to improve their looks is to blow their head off.

Francis: Wow, that girl is extremely ugly.

Cindy: I'll say! That bitch needs a Shotgun Face Lift.

Francis: I've got a few rounds of buckshot left in my truck. I'll be right back.

by zachary_MIDWEST November 15, 2009

Fork Lift

Where a girls head is on your lap and you lift it up with a boner while she is sleeping.

by Jackie August 10, 2003