Jet Li

A martial artist who won a tournament when he was about 7. hes kinda short. Made some great movies in hong kong like once upon a time in china trilogy, tai chi masters(hero is ok but not that great). Made some shity movies in hollywood like The One, the only one thats decent enough to watch is kiss of the dragon.
So do you like Bruce or Jet Li?
Me: BOTH!!
by uranus November 26, 2003
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John Li

John Li is a legend.
by Jrsyjsy January 30, 2018
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Wa-lied

the act of lying and being dishonest by politicians to his or her membership. This act of deceit is accompanied with lack of intelligence and foresight.
"Hey man, did you read facebook, i heard we are being wa-lied to? Kinda like Bush eh"
by Joecy August 14, 2007
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no lies please

a term that is used towards somebody who says they will do something but then don't
Marin: "Mathew are you coming to the pub tonight?"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"
by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006
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Zombie Lies

Lies that just won't die, no matter what the facts are.
Obama not being born in Hawaii, is a zombie lie. Republicans keep telling zombie lies about the democrats.
by Kconnor56 July 08, 2010
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Heard of Lies

Collective Noun.

A changing tale, a cautionary truth, a volume of bullshit.
The court listened to her heard of lies about her marriage.
The court listened to her heard of lies about her marriage.

There are so many different versions of what happened at this point, I can only speculate that it is nothing but a Heard of Lies.
by Megapint May 22, 2022
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The Lies of the Jedi

Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 24, 2020
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