A martial artist who won a tournament when he was about 7. hes kinda short. Made some great movies in hong kong like once upon a time in china trilogy, tai chi masters(hero is ok but not that great). Made some shity movies in hollywood like The One, the only one thats decent enough to watch is kiss of the dragon.
by uranus November 25, 2003
Get the Jet Limug. 
the act of lying and being dishonest by politicians to his or her membership. This act of deceit is accompanied with lack of intelligence and foresight.
by Joecy August 17, 2007
Get the Wa-liedmug. Marin: "Mathew are you coming to the pub tonight?"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"
by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006
Get the no lies pleasemug. Obama not being born in Hawaii, is a zombie lie. Republicans keep telling zombie lies about the democrats.
by Kconnor56 July 10, 2010
Get the Zombie Liesmug. Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020
Get the The Lies of the Jedimug. by Fuckpig December 14, 2018
Get the Joshua Limug.