phantom laptop syndrome 

A condition characterised by typing or mouse-scrolling motions made in thin air, caused by forced separation of technophiles from their laptops.

Person 1: Why are you tapping the table like that?

Person 2: Sorry, I haven't been on Tumblr in 12 hours and I've developed phantom laptop syndrome.

phantom laptop syndrome by AvocadoPenguin August 2, 2012

i.want.chans.laptop 

i.want.chans.laptop is a very overrated tiktok fan page.
You should Definitely Follow her.
She is making so many good edits.

Pers.1: Do You Know i.want.chans.laptop?
Pers.2: No i don't, Can u show me her page? I wanna follow her!
Pers.1:Yes Of course! She's the best tiktok fan page!!

i.want.chans.laptop by kpop fanpages fan January 2, 2021

i.want.chans.laptop 

i.want.chans.laptop is a overrated tiktok fan page.
She makes very good edits.
You guys should definitely follow her.

Pers.1:Do you know i.want.chans.laptop?
Pers.2:Yes I do!! She's the best tiktok fan page ever!!!
Pers.1.: I know Right!?!

i.want.chans.laptop by kpop fanpages fan January 2, 2021

chans_big_laptop 

They make great videos best person

Unproblematic queen and is really sweet

Sunshine leader

Have you seen z*e lagroomer‘s new vid

Man fuck her have you seen chans_big_laptop new vid their videos are awesome

chans_big_laptop by Nr1 haechan stan January 9, 2021

Cactus with a laptop 

That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.

Friends of mine:

Cactus with a book

Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil

Cactus with a pencil: Hey, cactus with a laptop, come sit with us!

Cactus with a laptop by A Cactus with A laptop April 20, 2023

Gaming Laptop 

A Slang for "Trash gaming desktop."

bro, your PC is worse than a Gaming Laptop

Gaming Laptop by whyiseveryonemakingstuffsus December 19, 2021

Pre-Laptop 

adjective. Adherrence to the conservative time period preceeding the technology era. Often used to refer to someone who is not technology, blackberry, iPhone, Blackjack, facebook, or myspace friendly.

"Dude why are you still using these floppy disks, why don't you copy the files to an easy flash drive?"

"I don't know, I've never thought about it."

"You are so Pre-Laptop, douche"

Pre-Laptop by Scott P Mexican January 9, 2008