laptopist

"you know like a racist 'cept against laptops" -- @lostboy93 on twitter

Guy 1: Pfft that took me like ten seconds on my desktop
Guy 2: Yeah well shut up laptopist!
See: http://twitter.com/hxcgrunger/status/1551824896

by hxcgrunger April 18, 2009

My Laptop

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

by Ms. Fabriz May 10, 2005

laptop

A smaller computer with no room for anything on it, battery dies in 5minutes.

I'm going to bring my laptop on the airplane so I can watch movies.

by Mel February 25, 2003

School Laptop

Have you ever had a school laptop? No? you're lucky... The School laptop besides being a great drop testing machine is also the currency for buying drugs and gum from school, Make sure to strip the machine before selling and take it to the IT Department and use your one free laptop fix.

Bro you want to sell the copper from your School Laptop

by DADIS D IN ME July 30, 2020

Laptop Lesbian

A woman who can only give voice to her lesbian impulses on-line or via email.

Bonnie's such a tease. She's been sending hot emails to Sandy for weeks, but when they ran into each other at Matt's party, like nothing happened. Bonnie's a total laptop lesbian.

by Marty G. December 10, 2007

laptop

When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.

"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008

Laptop Fucker

One who appreciates the fucking of laptops. A laptop fucker comes under the spectrum of technophiles.

boy 1: "I've recently discovered the joys of penetrating the 'top"

boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"

by tech4ever November 5, 2008