Landon James Sinclair

He is the THICKEST BOIII around. He loves to get it on in bed like a monster. He only likes them big and Mexican. Only likes men, sorry ladies

Mexican: OHH YES LANDON
Landon James Sinclair : harder daddy

by Aaneia May 10, 2020

LandoSwift

The man, no, the god who saved anime tiktok from the bootyhole tickler. The swift knight that can have any waifu he wants

Guy: Watch out for that landoswift guy he’ll steal you from me and beat your doonies down

Girl: Where da problem at?

by packgod911 April 10, 2022

Landon Bodenheimer

A whole Machine of a Human being. Some call him the Rizz God

I want to anally abuse Landon Bodenheimer

by SexGodO-Dog May 14, 2022

Jonny Lang

A man who's heart and soul bleeds through his music . He is one of the only true musicians who's is trying to change the world for the better .Through his music that is a blessing comes words of wisdom .Listen to Jonny lang and your life will be forever changed for greatness .His music has helped me through life hopefully it will for you also .

Jonny lang helped me get through my hard times in life especially dealing with my sisters rare form of brain cancer .

by rainh20 January 23, 2011

Sploosh lagoon

When your belly button is full of cum

I ended up with a big sploosh lagoon after that gang bang.

by Ashtray4 September 29, 2015

lang hai

n.

1) a nice, aesthetically pleasing pussy.
2) an object which one finds pleasing to the senses

Allison's puss was so lang hai, I could've eaten her all night long.

Kate's shoes are so lang hai, but, Sasha's, on the other hand, are completely chow hai.

by katesherlock November 11, 2004

Poo Lagoon

The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.

Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.

His dad never let him use the car again...

by e-rips January 25, 2007