manuel labor

to satisfy oneself via masturbation.

My wife wanted to have sex tonight, but I told her I was all about manuel labor this evening.

by donkey puncher February 6, 2004

laborious

Industrious
Marked by or requiring long, hard work

It's another laborious day.
I am so bless to be on a very laborious day.

My morning rituals seemed dreadfully mundane and laborious

by Julie Ann Matulac January 29, 2008

eh?laborate

Half-way between 'eh?' and 'elaborate'.

Guy: Why does the thing always explode when I poke it?
Dude: Eh?laborate
Guy: How about no! you fuckwit!
Dude: :(

by relelahlw December 8, 2005

labroc

A man with a really small penis, usually between 2-4 centimeters. But also bad at basketball and mentally retarted usually mistaking Texas for Canada.

Yo that kid is a labroc

by Germ worm October 31, 2011

labort

verb. Regret of a decision that you didn't think through all the way.

I thought a 6 movie Kevin Costner marathon would be fun, 8 hours in and I labort it.

by Tofu Katsu December 14, 2011

laboratARGHies!

laboratory:

1. a room, building or institution equipped for scientific research, experimentation or analysis
2. a place where chemicals, drugs or microbes are prepared or manufactured.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

laboratARGHies!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about laboratories.

"laboratARGHies!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 14, 2013

laborbater

Someone who jerks off at work, or someone who jerks off when they should be working.

I hate working with Joe, he's such a laborbater

by Fyreguy May 20, 2014