Dick Lunch

Performing the act of falatio as a substitute for the mid-day meal of lunch.

A: Would you like half of this sandwich?

B: No thanks pal, I had myself a dick lunch about an hour ago.

or: 'I could murder a KFC right now, but I'm trying to shed a few pounds - might go for a dick lunch instead.

by gobroncos October 31, 2011

Nixon lunch

The sad, sparse meal you eat right before you resign from a job you royally screwed up at.

John ate a peanut butter sandwich for his Nixon lunch before he put in his resignation for his job as a security guard at the mall.

by AmyLane May 26, 2018

lunch brain

What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.

I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.

by Sue Bell January 13, 2009

School Lunch

Spending 25 minutes of your life each day eating undercooked food and trading things in your lunch

Yo this school lunch is undercooked

by Potato ops 3 December 28, 2017

Lunch Nazi

Someone (commonly in the group of people you usually go to lunch with) who dictates the time at which lunch is taken.

Steve is such a Lunch Nazi! He won't let us go to lunch until 11:30... What an ass!

by DR. CAUSE June 24, 2009

Baby Lunch

When you have your penis sucked so hard, that the sperm is sucked out before you orgasm.

"Dude, she baby lunched my penis, it was like getting blown by a shop vac"

by BABYLUNCH ALLSTAR May 15, 2010

Force Lunch

When you do someone a favor and they insist on thanking you by taking you to lunch and completely disrupting your day.

"Thank you so much for lending me your pen."

"It was nothing, really."

"Let me take you to lunch to thank you properly."

"Seriously, it's not necessary."

"When is it convenient for you?"

"Never."

"Oh, come on. I'm sure you can make time."

"No means no! You're trying to force lunch me!"

by Little Walnut November 15, 2013