A: Would you like half of this sandwich?
B: No thanks pal, I had myself a dick lunch about an hour ago.
or: 'I could murder a KFC right now, but I'm trying to shed a few pounds - might go for a dick lunch instead.
B: No thanks pal, I had myself a dick lunch about an hour ago.
or: 'I could murder a KFC right now, but I'm trying to shed a few pounds - might go for a dick lunch instead.
by gobroncos May 31, 2011
What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.
I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.
by Sue Bell September 25, 2008
When you do someone a favor and they insist on thanking you by taking you to lunch and completely disrupting your day.
"Thank you so much for lending me your pen."
"It was nothing, really."
"Let me take you to lunch to thank you properly."
"Seriously, it's not necessary."
"When is it convenient for you?"
"Never."
"Oh, come on. I'm sure you can make time."
"No means no! You're trying to force lunch me!"
"It was nothing, really."
"Let me take you to lunch to thank you properly."
"Seriously, it's not necessary."
"When is it convenient for you?"
"Never."
"Oh, come on. I'm sure you can make time."
"No means no! You're trying to force lunch me!"
by Little Walnut November 15, 2013
Someone (commonly in the group of people you usually go to lunch with) who dictates the time at which lunch is taken.
by DR. CAUSE June 24, 2009
by BABYLUNCH ALLSTAR May 15, 2010
by Potato ops 3 December 29, 2017
Thanks a lot Michelle Obama...
school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!
-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?
-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.
-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...
-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once
-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days
-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...
-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok
-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad
in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something
school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!
-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?
-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.
-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...
-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once
-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days
-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...
-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok
-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad
in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something
Miguel: boy oh boy do i love school lunch... but recently i got this weird dark splotch on my skin
Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers...
(they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)
Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers...
(they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)
by Punchy_207 May 10, 2022