lots

"a lot" - shortened for the slacker-types of our generation. (you know we can't waste our syllables...)

Darel: "How much you got on you, punkazz?"
Hans: "Lots."
Darel: "That means?"
Hans *daka daka ensues*
"Nunyas". Pissant.

by D (Chief of the "Slap-a-Ho" Tribe) May 4, 2004

lotus kiss

Anilingus aka going down on the other side.

It would seem some chinese hookers specialize in giving their customers a lotus kiss, which is quite popular in those regions.

by Demarates May 1, 2006

Super lots

Super lots soo-PER LOooOts
-adjective
1. The best way to stress a large quantity.
2. Used to emphasize a strong feeling.
3. The most bad-ass adjective ever created that everyone should use super lots.

1. I hope it doesn't snow super lots before I get my boots.
2. I miss you super lots.

by White Kristmas December 16, 2008

lqtms

laughing quietly to myself

i was lqtms instead of laughing out loud (lol)

by Lenny and Marissa January 18, 2009

lotus

similar to the shocker squared, the lotus is a double-handed hybrid maneuver. the middle fingers finger the pussy, the pinkys finger the anus, and the index fingers play with the clit.

dude, did you hear about justin? he gave sam the lotus.

by drew July 12, 2003

white lotus

A term for opium or opium-based narcotics.

He's back on the white lotus man.

by Chocobo93 July 10, 2009

Lotsch

A way of life and thought, the word itself derives from lotion which means smooth and soft. Thusly making lotsch a commonly used noun in sentences. The word can be used in all societal and political conversations. Analysis on the word lotsch shows that it creates a better environment between individuals when they interact, personally the female type.

"Dude lets go Lotsch?
Totally down to Lotsch!

"It puts the lotsch on its skin.

"I'm gonna go take a lotsch nap.

"This house is soo lotsch!"

"My body is lotsch as fudge."

"Do you ladies want to have a lotsch session."

"Lotsch Londays"

"Lotschtender"

by Anthony Baruch, Rhys September 28, 2007