Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.
Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.
by Merchaholic March 5, 2020
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The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully
The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully
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A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.
by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020
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Me: Fuck You, i never knock people out
Max: Yeah but your nose is soooooooo long!
Me: Fuck You, i never knock people out
Max: Yeah but your nose is soooooooo long!
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Person 1: “Hey, I was planning on Lincoln Loggin with some homies tonight. You wanna come?”
Person 2: “Oh, yeah, for sure!”
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Get the Toe Logging mug.When an individual connects their urinary output to their anus, using a medical catheter, so that they can urinate into their own anus, and subsequently defacate into their urinary tract.
MAN DID YOU SEE SPOOKY?! HE WAS LINKIN-LOGGIN HARD AFTER LEAVING THE DETOX AGAINST MEDICAL ADVICE YESTERDAY!
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